lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
when I say I’m broke that can range from having no money in my pocket or actually having money and I’m not tryna spend that shit ‘cause then I’d be forreal broke.
Blowjob? or handjob?
full time job with health care benefits
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
I’m so tired of feeling like I don’t have my shit together
Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag
no because he did nazi it coming